2012 pff

Ohhhh sudah lama mak x layan lagu2 melayu. Terasa rindu plak kan.... Yelah dulu kalo kat sekolah, tudiah golongan bapoks dok berator depan tv tercongok tengok Malaysia Idol. Tup tup kena bumping kan. Boleh? Anyway Yong ble ek AJL? Mak x sabar uols!

So this week mak cadang nak stadi, ye lah exam2 mak cam hampeh. Sume D kan. Meletops teros kene buang sekolah! Sangat statement. But anyway, things turned out the other way. Mak bangon tengah hari, cikcap, keluar g gym, teros masok tidor. Oh talking bout gym, masa mak main basketball ngan kengkawan stret mak, ada org ajak men basketball sama2. *yes yuols mak main basketball semata mata nak sehatkan badan. Mak Jah fikiran kotor, sila masok longkang*

Moving on, ada cando kat situ! Badan die sentap, muka comel! Org cina. Mak x heran sangat sebb mak tahu die mesti stret. So mak pon main lah tapi mak X PANDAI MAIN! Apa lai mak pon tergelak gelak masa main basketball ittew. Pastu kantoi yonde kan, kaki melentik ke atas masa baling bola. Ada aku kesah? Naaannnn adooooo!!! So it was quite a mess. But then that cute guy tepok my belakang. I mean, hellooooo??? No harassment ok! And i'm not a jentan for you to tepok like other jentans. I'm YONDE! Tudiah statement!

Entertainment time

The other day mak g tengok 2o12. I know i shud watch Taylor Lautner, Ops i mean Twilight. But whatever. 2012 the graphic is amazing but the story and plot and values are bleh~ I mean it's all about world destruction and people are running away like polis serbu sarang mak dulu. And mak konpius ni cerita serius or cerita lawak? Anyway, the only value yg ada dalam cerita ni ialah humanity. Like caring for others, which is good, but not the selling value of the movie.

I have to say the graphic is amazing

Ok another kepelikan. As noticed by my friend, this guy shud die like 5 times but he survived. Scam!

Until next Time, TARA~

Mader

lgu2 berjaya ke ajl 24

halo..halo..
akak saje nk update lelagu y success ke final ajl..

aku skandal-hujan
tak mungkin kerna sayang-alyah
aurora-estranged
bengang-akim
aku rindu sayang kamu-blake
dan sebenarnya-yuna
rindu terhenti-tomok(yay!!)
pakai buang-stancy
kau aku-aizat
pergi-aizat
situasi-bunkface
bencinta-faizal tahir
cinta adam dan hawa-misha omar
masih jelas-hafiz

erm..
akak nk cpt ni..
akak update adik2 dgn finalist2 ajl ke 24
later akak kasi review k..
erm..
njoy ur wekend
dun make dosa
updgrade our pahala..
g2..
bye bye....

NewMoon

Tudiah pabila ratu alam melaburkan kata kata hikmah nya. mana x menggeletar bola bola testis kaw. teros jentanz precum lantas meminang yong. mader pon apa lai teros bersilat di majlis perkahwinan Yong. choiii mampos mader nak bersilat. ber-threesome di hadapan tetamu yg hadir boleh lah.

anyway sekali lai mader ucapkan selamat datang.

sensation news.

twilight newmoon was finally premiered last night and many went but not me. well kak senah oi if you know me you will know why mader x g tengok. lemme explain why for those yg sangat lag terpenchil. well u know twilight kan cerita ala ala romantik, pengganti romeo and juliet lah katakan. so opkoslah semua yang datang akan membawa the special ones. me? naaaan adooo jahhh oi. choiii sangat sedeh hidop mader ni hahahahaha. kosser mader mengenang hidop yang borinng ini lantas menjaja jubor yang berbulu ni.

moving on, here are some of the review

From Peter Chao: "..... and then jacob, what does he turn into? a fucking dog. are you kidding me? ........ peter chao eats a dog for breakfast"'

Si bapok ni kan, sebok menjaja kejantanan die. Mader tahu die ni yonde sebenarnya, jubor mesti dah longgar.

From Michael Phillips: "Better than the first one"

Mader tahu uols saja jek puji lebih2 sbb uols dah kene rabak ngan Taylor.MOTIPS!

For me i think this movie is a hit but mader just so tak puas hati dengan Bella. I mean, she so bajet hot taw. Kosser mader nak melayan die punye perangai diva. Hello, uols tuh x lah melatops sangat. And then dalam movie tuh siap tuka2 jantan plak. Nampak sangat ko ni perempuan jalang gersang birah taw. Ops sangat hasat dengki kan.But that's the truth, in the movie at least. Anyway, mader still ternanti nanti kan peluang tok tengok movie ini.

Until next time,TARA~

Mader

ble Yong nyibuk memuki!!

sawadikap!!!!!
slm sejahtera anda semua..
elo elo elo..
mengeletar jiwa tgn n segala y ber'bounce' tatkala cik joy invite akak jd 1 of hiers(ble her n his bergabung...suka suki puki g2) editor kt laman dosa ni(dosa ke??hanya Dia y tau)...
malas nk merepek..akak mengalu-alukan sebarang pujian(syg korunk) n kritikan k..kalo ada nk dicakap luahkan cz risau nanti meroyan..last2 nama akak juga y busuk..adik2 suka jaja mulut..opsss..statement..

sape akak ni dgn joy??erm..walopun citenye ringkas malas mk akak nk canang cz xpenting pun..len la kalo dpt tolong adik2 y sedang bergelut dgn spm..maka wajarla salalisah akak dihebahkan seantero dunia..

alamak..ble akak stat bercerita terlupa tema utama cite akak y kali pertama ni..sekadar nk berkongsi y akak tgh feeling2 melayan cite the little nyonya kt ntv7..bes akak ckp..cian kt watak utama 2..penindasan terhadap wanita g2..akak ni x minat nk lyn cite wanita2 lemah cz skunk ni kene tabah n berani..bru berjaya.kpd jejanz y membaca..akak benci laki y lemah k..opsss..lari tema plak..oh ya selain 2..akak melayan gk cite taiwan y judulnye easy fortune happy life..temanya 2 cite ni membariskan jejanz y bisa wt akak curang dgn hubby akak(ada ke)..haha
lupa nk mention kalo 10 jejanz hot berbaris dpn akak..akak terkam y chinese look 1st..eii...xtau la nape..ok wt ever..

barisan jejanz y akak taste sesangat kt cite 2..

1st 3 ada dlm cite taiwan..



balance ni dlm cite nyonya
ha ni gmbr beliau berkemeja putih y seksi..(besnye kalo dia laki akak)

mungkin ni je kot y nk cite wt kali pertama..kalo rasa nk berkenalan dgn akak dipersilakan...kecil tapak tgn nyiru akak tadahkan(berperibahasa plak)...pe2 je la..

skali g..tq la cik joy menjemput akak..akak akan sama2 naikkan rating blog ni..almaklumlah akak ni celeb wanna b..perasan temanye..tp fakta tetap fakta..akak mengundur diri k..

Beyonce becoming Gaga

Yesss guurls you heard me right! Beyonce's becoming Gaga. You know how much i love beyonce and gaga. it's like obama and palin got married.

Love the military semi trench and gold purse

Then Gaga appears in the new video phone vid

V!

Heyy heey uolssss

Mader tahu uols sume mesti ternanti nanti hupdate dr mader kan? Sori lah sbb mader teramatlah bz kebelakangan ni. Sibok mengangkang pagi petang siang malam, u know me.

Anyway lemme announce something yang sangat exciting! Mader memperkenalkan rakan baik mader yg akan juin blog ini. Nama pena die.......... I dunno tp she'll figure it out. So shout out to my team members all around the world, please join the force to blog to make the world a lot more interesting. To noxpvc, work your ass bitch! satu hentry pon kaw tak buat kan semenjak uols jadik pemes. Choii, mader sendiri terasa sbb x hupdate. Sangat statement!

Entertainment time

So lately mader tengok few of the current hit shows like Modern Family and V. So lemme review V. 

So the movie starts with a boob shake and by that i mean getaran/earthquake (banyak nye term ko kan). So this one lady gelabah and for no reason, try to save her books. I mean, helloooo???? At least selamatkan puki kau ittew sebelom kau selamatkan all those G-mags.

So gelabah

So it turns out that this bitch below yang cause all these boob shakes. This cunt i dunno her real name comes from another planet, visiting malaysia ops visiting the earth for something.

Kaw hengat kaw canteks nak tayang muka kat langit? Sangat publisiti murahan.

Then few hot casts were introduced like this boi......

Awwww he's so cute. But what's with the makcik at the back in the red circle. She's so over! Next!

So ble all these weird things happen, people pon sebok lah nak repent. Uols sume memang keji but still better than me.

Tudiah tengok satu alam datang church kan.  Selama ni kosong teros penoh. Aku tahu korang kene bayar kan kalo x mampos ko nak datang church. 

Tho she's an alien, she's so couture. 

Till next time, TARA~