salam dr uia

hanjeng sungguh..ak tetap ak..hahaha..setakat 15/12 ni akak secara rasminya dh 15 hari jd student uia..xsangka sungguh..pasni mampus r nk ngapal segala hadith n surah tok lulus dgn cemerlang..maka bermula la misi menyucikan hati ni..tp alhamdulillah berkat doa adik2..dpt sorg rumate y meter cando nye mencecah angka 90%..xperlu akak menjengah keluar jendela mencari jejanz cz kt dlm bilik pun tersedia hidangan berpakaian boxer je..haha..syukur!!!

nk ckp byk tp duit xde...hanjeng..elaun masuk plg awal mid of jan..mana nk cari duit tok makan..buku..susu lamping anak..eh eh..pesanan penaja jgn mengatal kahwin n dpt anak masa blaja..motip..i still taste cik kang..oh ya..tringat kt pic agung jejanz sebutan kt sek dlu..hampeh n hanjeng..kuciwa akak..xsangka jejanz y akak anggap bleh jdkan laki rupanya akhlaknye langsung mcm puki..oh ya..akak ada jumpa dia kt uia ni..dressing kmpem r spesis kaum nabi luth..ops..terasa..hahaha

k la..
tut..tut..tut..

STALKER!

Hokeyh blog ini semakin panas dengan DOSA! Tudiah amaran dari Ustazah Mader! Anyway mader kaghum dgn NoxPVC dan Fifi yg gigih menghupdate walaupon bz dgn rutin cikcap harian depa. *Clap clap*  Bab vogel vogel ini, mader x nak sentoh. Almaklumlah mader kebelakangan ini temanya sebok memakai tudong Waheeda *propa!*

Hokeyh cakap tentangs jentan, mak ada stalker update. Alkesahnya, ada sorang jentz  from Mongolia or something, flirting with mader. Lemme start from A. Hari ittew selepas sembahyang raya haji *dengan memakai telekong opkos*, kami beramai ramai makan lah kan. Dijadi kan stori, mamat ni dudok sama meja ngan I. Bile die dudok, x semena mena dia senyom gatal and tenong I. I was like.... okay..... maybe that's how he is. And mader pon buat dunno lah kan *sangat wanita career!* 

And then today masa sembahyang jumaat, he do the same. YA HAMPONNNZZZZ!!!!! ittew masjid ok. Full Stop 

Ok entertainment time.

X FACTOR. Mader dgn religiously menonton x factor show every week. Kesah nya ada mamat kendu di sittew! Dan juga this one gurl yg sangat sweet and meletops! They are my favorite two contestants. Let mader do a quick review:

Olly Murs

Mak likes his dance, but sometimes he over do it. Take it easy hun. Uols bukan di gay bar.

Ni gambar masa die in filter-auditions. Sesangat sweet.

And then comes this. There's one show when Olly ripped his shirt. Tudiah teros nampak Amazon dunia! But mak likes this pic. So jentan.

Ops! Ni mondan mana plak nih? Mondan ke die ini? Motips!

Stacey Solomon.

Temanya Stacey ini 19 tahun, dah ada anak. But badan still maintain curve kan! And i adore her long legs! Sudah kaw potong kaki ittew, transplant kat hakak! Anyway, one critic from the judges on Stacey's performances is she's too static. Ada aku kesah? Nan Ado ok. Judges, shutup.

Ohh She's so sweet kan??? Tengok jam tangan die. So 19! lol

Her Classic Performance. The very the Marilyn Monro 

OMGG i love this performance so much! She's so sexy! and her heels and leg? ZOMG!

Stacey and her son. Okeh mader cop dulu!

My favorite contestants together. Mak likes!

The Judges

Ok mak likes Louis, pakcik tua yg paling kanan tuh. Die sangat childish! And mak sangat sentimen dengan these two bitches. I mean their eyes sangat watery ala2 angel gittew taw. ANd that's a fraud!

Okeh too manyak dosa. Till then...

TARA~

Mader

RONA CELAKE

Baeklah hadek2 sekalian, mek da kembali... *jeng jeng jeng* Kuar jejanz bogel! gitewww fantasi I.. Bak kate kami, fantasi Abral... Haaa, sape Abral tue?... Name cam hanjengz jep.. Yea dye manusia namun akhlaknyer, begitu hanjeng... Anyway, mek bukan nak meraban pasal spesis tue, tapi mek nak mengamok kt 2 hekor hakak mek nieh si Rona-PukiGatai ngan si Fifi-KimaxAlJeangzzz!! Arinieh, I telah dijamu dengan pelbagai gamba jejanz cando yang membuatkan mek merembes bagai!! Tapi yang paling hakttooomm adalah gamba bogel kawan skolah kitorang... Nyah, I xsangke.. Rupenye radar vevondan mek selame nieh tidek salah. Dye memang anak ikan orang kaye botak tue.. Tp kan uoalls, hakak Fifi senanyer taste sangat kat mamat tue. Ampon kak, xsangke gamba bogel laki u tersebar bagai... Seram I.. Cakap psal gamba bogel nieh, I dulu jadik pelacur sebab ex I amek gamba bogel I tyme I tengah mabok.. Wah, verangan!!!!!

2012 pff

Ohhhh sudah lama mak x layan lagu2 melayu. Terasa rindu plak kan.... Yelah dulu kalo kat sekolah, tudiah golongan bapoks dok berator depan tv tercongok tengok Malaysia Idol. Tup tup kena bumping kan. Boleh? Anyway Yong ble ek AJL? Mak x sabar uols!

So this week mak cadang nak stadi, ye lah exam2 mak cam hampeh. Sume D kan. Meletops teros kene buang sekolah! Sangat statement. But anyway, things turned out the other way. Mak bangon tengah hari, cikcap, keluar g gym, teros masok tidor. Oh talking bout gym, masa mak main basketball ngan kengkawan stret mak, ada org ajak men basketball sama2. *yes yuols mak main basketball semata mata nak sehatkan badan. Mak Jah fikiran kotor, sila masok longkang*

Moving on, ada cando kat situ! Badan die sentap, muka comel! Org cina. Mak x heran sangat sebb mak tahu die mesti stret. So mak pon main lah tapi mak X PANDAI MAIN! Apa lai mak pon tergelak gelak masa main basketball ittew. Pastu kantoi yonde kan, kaki melentik ke atas masa baling bola. Ada aku kesah? Naaannnn adooooo!!! So it was quite a mess. But then that cute guy tepok my belakang. I mean, hellooooo??? No harassment ok! And i'm not a jentan for you to tepok like other jentans. I'm YONDE! Tudiah statement!

Entertainment time

The other day mak g tengok 2o12. I know i shud watch Taylor Lautner, Ops i mean Twilight. But whatever. 2012 the graphic is amazing but the story and plot and values are bleh~ I mean it's all about world destruction and people are running away like polis serbu sarang mak dulu. And mak konpius ni cerita serius or cerita lawak? Anyway, the only value yg ada dalam cerita ni ialah humanity. Like caring for others, which is good, but not the selling value of the movie.

I have to say the graphic is amazing

Ok another kepelikan. As noticed by my friend, this guy shud die like 5 times but he survived. Scam!

Until next Time, TARA~

Mader

lgu2 berjaya ke ajl 24

halo..halo..
akak saje nk update lelagu y success ke final ajl..

aku skandal-hujan
tak mungkin kerna sayang-alyah
aurora-estranged
bengang-akim
aku rindu sayang kamu-blake
dan sebenarnya-yuna
rindu terhenti-tomok(yay!!)
pakai buang-stancy
kau aku-aizat
pergi-aizat
situasi-bunkface
bencinta-faizal tahir
cinta adam dan hawa-misha omar
masih jelas-hafiz

erm..
akak nk cpt ni..
akak update adik2 dgn finalist2 ajl ke 24
later akak kasi review k..
erm..
njoy ur wekend
dun make dosa
updgrade our pahala..
g2..
bye bye....

NewMoon

Tudiah pabila ratu alam melaburkan kata kata hikmah nya. mana x menggeletar bola bola testis kaw. teros jentanz precum lantas meminang yong. mader pon apa lai teros bersilat di majlis perkahwinan Yong. choiii mampos mader nak bersilat. ber-threesome di hadapan tetamu yg hadir boleh lah.

anyway sekali lai mader ucapkan selamat datang.

sensation news.

twilight newmoon was finally premiered last night and many went but not me. well kak senah oi if you know me you will know why mader x g tengok. lemme explain why for those yg sangat lag terpenchil. well u know twilight kan cerita ala ala romantik, pengganti romeo and juliet lah katakan. so opkoslah semua yang datang akan membawa the special ones. me? naaaan adooo jahhh oi. choiii sangat sedeh hidop mader ni hahahahaha. kosser mader mengenang hidop yang borinng ini lantas menjaja jubor yang berbulu ni.

moving on, here are some of the review

From Peter Chao: "..... and then jacob, what does he turn into? a fucking dog. are you kidding me? ........ peter chao eats a dog for breakfast"'

Si bapok ni kan, sebok menjaja kejantanan die. Mader tahu die ni yonde sebenarnya, jubor mesti dah longgar.

From Michael Phillips: "Better than the first one"

Mader tahu uols saja jek puji lebih2 sbb uols dah kene rabak ngan Taylor.MOTIPS!

For me i think this movie is a hit but mader just so tak puas hati dengan Bella. I mean, she so bajet hot taw. Kosser mader nak melayan die punye perangai diva. Hello, uols tuh x lah melatops sangat. And then dalam movie tuh siap tuka2 jantan plak. Nampak sangat ko ni perempuan jalang gersang birah taw. Ops sangat hasat dengki kan.But that's the truth, in the movie at least. Anyway, mader still ternanti nanti kan peluang tok tengok movie ini.

Until next time,TARA~

Mader

ble Yong nyibuk memuki!!

sawadikap!!!!!
slm sejahtera anda semua..
elo elo elo..
mengeletar jiwa tgn n segala y ber'bounce' tatkala cik joy invite akak jd 1 of hiers(ble her n his bergabung...suka suki puki g2) editor kt laman dosa ni(dosa ke??hanya Dia y tau)...
malas nk merepek..akak mengalu-alukan sebarang pujian(syg korunk) n kritikan k..kalo ada nk dicakap luahkan cz risau nanti meroyan..last2 nama akak juga y busuk..adik2 suka jaja mulut..opsss..statement..

sape akak ni dgn joy??erm..walopun citenye ringkas malas mk akak nk canang cz xpenting pun..len la kalo dpt tolong adik2 y sedang bergelut dgn spm..maka wajarla salalisah akak dihebahkan seantero dunia..

alamak..ble akak stat bercerita terlupa tema utama cite akak y kali pertama ni..sekadar nk berkongsi y akak tgh feeling2 melayan cite the little nyonya kt ntv7..bes akak ckp..cian kt watak utama 2..penindasan terhadap wanita g2..akak ni x minat nk lyn cite wanita2 lemah cz skunk ni kene tabah n berani..bru berjaya.kpd jejanz y membaca..akak benci laki y lemah k..opsss..lari tema plak..oh ya selain 2..akak melayan gk cite taiwan y judulnye easy fortune happy life..temanya 2 cite ni membariskan jejanz y bisa wt akak curang dgn hubby akak(ada ke)..haha
lupa nk mention kalo 10 jejanz hot berbaris dpn akak..akak terkam y chinese look 1st..eii...xtau la nape..ok wt ever..

barisan jejanz y akak taste sesangat kt cite 2..

1st 3 ada dlm cite taiwan..



balance ni dlm cite nyonya
ha ni gmbr beliau berkemeja putih y seksi..(besnye kalo dia laki akak)

mungkin ni je kot y nk cite wt kali pertama..kalo rasa nk berkenalan dgn akak dipersilakan...kecil tapak tgn nyiru akak tadahkan(berperibahasa plak)...pe2 je la..

skali g..tq la cik joy menjemput akak..akak akan sama2 naikkan rating blog ni..almaklumlah akak ni celeb wanna b..perasan temanye..tp fakta tetap fakta..akak mengundur diri k..

Beyonce becoming Gaga

Yesss guurls you heard me right! Beyonce's becoming Gaga. You know how much i love beyonce and gaga. it's like obama and palin got married.

Love the military semi trench and gold purse

Then Gaga appears in the new video phone vid

V!

Heyy heey uolssss

Mader tahu uols sume mesti ternanti nanti hupdate dr mader kan? Sori lah sbb mader teramatlah bz kebelakangan ni. Sibok mengangkang pagi petang siang malam, u know me.

Anyway lemme announce something yang sangat exciting! Mader memperkenalkan rakan baik mader yg akan juin blog ini. Nama pena die.......... I dunno tp she'll figure it out. So shout out to my team members all around the world, please join the force to blog to make the world a lot more interesting. To noxpvc, work your ass bitch! satu hentry pon kaw tak buat kan semenjak uols jadik pemes. Choii, mader sendiri terasa sbb x hupdate. Sangat statement!

Entertainment time

So lately mader tengok few of the current hit shows like Modern Family and V. So lemme review V. 

So the movie starts with a boob shake and by that i mean getaran/earthquake (banyak nye term ko kan). So this one lady gelabah and for no reason, try to save her books. I mean, helloooo???? At least selamatkan puki kau ittew sebelom kau selamatkan all those G-mags.

So gelabah

So it turns out that this bitch below yang cause all these boob shakes. This cunt i dunno her real name comes from another planet, visiting malaysia ops visiting the earth for something.

Kaw hengat kaw canteks nak tayang muka kat langit? Sangat publisiti murahan.

Then few hot casts were introduced like this boi......

Awwww he's so cute. But what's with the makcik at the back in the red circle. She's so over! Next!

So ble all these weird things happen, people pon sebok lah nak repent. Uols sume memang keji but still better than me.

Tudiah tengok satu alam datang church kan.  Selama ni kosong teros penoh. Aku tahu korang kene bayar kan kalo x mampos ko nak datang church. 

Tho she's an alien, she's so couture. 

Till next time, TARA~

I'm officially a career woman!

Tudiah tajok sangat x meletops. Ada aku kesah?

Anyway, thats the point of this post. Mader tahu uols semua dok garix mintak mader hupdate. Nah hambek ko, aku hapdet satu alam kan.... Kalah DatinSeri Beyonce ok.

Anyway despite mader nye impian tok jadik stripper full time, mader terpaksa menjadi career woman. Keluar pkol 9 pagi balek pkol 10 malam. Boleh ke camtu? Mader bukannye apa, dah seminggu lebeh mader x sentoh bontot jantanz, Ops i mean bontot kuali. Habes anaks2 ikan mader kat rumah tu kebulor kans. Tup tup nanti kene saman ngan anak ikans sendiri. Mana x sentaps?

So temanye, mader the very the busy. Always in the library one. Cannot lah macam ni kans. Tapi looking at the bright side, there are so banyaks jents menyentaps kat library nih. Especeli yg taste mader lah kan. Habes nak tercabots kepala dok meneleng kat jents hots kan. Daripada nak stadi, teros ke bilik air, cik cap. Sentaps mak hayam sebelah bilik air tu dgr mader moan kan....

Anyway cakap tentang cik cap, mengingatkan mader kepada carrot. Yes uols, carrots, not sausage. La ni x men sausage, lembek bak kata Mak Jah kita tuh. Back to the topic, dah dua tiga kali mader nampak ada jantan dok betolkan carot depan kiri kanan mader. Seb bek depa x betol kan carrot depa ATAS mader. Eh that one i like! So yeah, jijieks uols. X kosser mader nak wat2 x nampak diaorg betolkan carrots ittew. Kalo bleyh nak je mader sentap benda tu kan. Ops! Kak Bibah kita marah nanti. 

Entertainment time.

MeganFox lady becomes the new face of Emporio Armani underwear and Armani jeans. Mak sentaps. Ada ke patot Megan jadik duta Armani. Me shud be the one. Though the fact it's so low to work wif Armani underwear, i still x puas hati si betina ittew dapat jadik cover. (penoh dgn hasat dengki mader ni taw. Dosa sangat!) 

OKay lah mak nak g keje nih. Banyak lai nak hupdate ni. Nauzubillah!

Tambah dosa

Hokey mader x taw apa yg sume kecoh2 pasal Kanye West vs Taylor Swift. I mean whats the big deal? Mader ni yg tengah letops producing album x de sapa pon nak interbiu mader. Semua salah kaw, Taylor Swift. Ops sangat lah statement kan. Jadi al temanye mader sem ni multi tasking. Memacam mader buat. Join club ini lah, club itu lah, kelas lagi yg banyak cam haprak, nak jual bodi lai, pegi gym semata mata tok meraba abang hot, tulis 4 blog, fb, eh macam macam lah. Terasa macam Obama plak kan. Tapi boleh ke Obama pondan? Uish masok magazine lah mader camtu kan.

Anyway poll Taylor Lautner telah ditutops. Mader x hengat apa keputusan die tapi apa kesah kan? 4 horang je yg undi. Cikimaks tol. Nampak sangat blog ni x fofular. Haha. Mampos lah aku tarik bulu jubor malam2 sambil mencaci Mariah Carey. Oh talking about Mimi, mader can't wait for her new album Memoirs of Imperfect Angel. Huiiiii dah birah mader ni kan. X sabo uols!

Anyway, mane si noxPVC/rya'an tuh dah menghilang? Sasah sebok berkepit ngan shuben die kan..... Mader tumpang gembira uols tapi uols jgn lupa tanggungjawab blogging! Siaplah ko kene pulas kote sbb uols malas blog.

Anyway, marilah kita menyokong mimi! (motips!)

From left: Sial sakit cirit plak, cik birah, rogoli aku

Tudiah Kanye West rampas mic Taylor Swift ala2 merampas ciknek Robert Pattison.

Kanye: Dah kaw, kemari bagi kat aku plaks.
Swift: Hanjeng kimak ko, batang ni aku nye!

TARA~

Mak Nyah Kembali Lagi

Assalammualaikum kalian.....

Syukur ke hadrat Illahi kerana dengan limpah kurnia-Nya saya dapat berceloteh kembali di sini. Dalam bulan Ramadhan yang mulia ini saya ingin mencuri kesempatan untok mengucapkan selamat berpuasa kepada yang Muslimin Muslimat. Yang pondan jangan ko ponteng pose. X de makne nye uols sume tuh period.

Dan saya juga ingin memohon ampon maap kepada semua org yg saya kenal. Yang kene skodeng, kene tangkap gamba bogel, yang kene pulas puting tuh, maap maap kan lah maknyah gersang nih. Jadi saya berpesan kepada diri saya dan semuo orang lain untok mengambil kesempatan dalam bulan mulia ini untok membuat amal pahala dan sebagainya.

Sentaps pondan Haji Taib nampak mak drag camni kan

Tara~

BRB AFK

Something happened and i wont update my blogs and fb. I might not be on ym or chatrooms either. BRB AFK

Mader

Hokeyh mak give up

As uols read, mader give up.

La ni mader give up nak ade boypren. Naaan ado lah ko nak ada boypren kan. Jang o jang oi... Eh silaps uols. Nyah o nyah oiiiiii~ Tudiah seruan kepada golongan pondan sekalian. Statement! Tiaps tiaps malam mader dok hantok kepala kat dinding nak ada boypren tapi haprak pon tak de. Koser taw. Mader x nak publish gambars2 lahanat yg mader snap2 masa mader chatting tuh lai. Mader rasa bersalah uols. La ni mader giats masak taws. Memacam mader masak. Kek, tomyum, katak, telinga klawar, memacam lah. Eksotiks gituh kan.

Esok mader nak masak kaki lipas plak. Sapa nak? Motips lah sangat kan. hahaha...


*i wont trust anyone as easily as before

TARA~
Mader

Sentap Snap!

Hokeyh~
Mader skrg ni sgt aktip snap snap gamba jentans online yg mader chat. OMG i just dont believe how cute and manly the men mader jumpe on the net. Super hot, bitches im telling u. And guess what, most of them are singles! Say what? Teros mader lompat terkinja kinja sambil menaip kan. Theres one guy from Japan nama die Tama..... I'm so cair when he do his signature goodbye. A squint, a smile, dimples, and a peace sign? What more can i lolo? Sadly mader x sempat snap gamba die masa die wat his signature goodbye sbb mader too cair to move my hands. Sigh~ Anyway here he is.......



Okay enuf wif sins..... Now it's fashion time. Mader always get amused seeing korean gurls because they r so chick and cute and funky but i don't know what really makes them look like that. What is the key? what is the concept? What is the basis? So today mader was on a bus and zassss, i got it!

The basic would be

1) Any kind of top with tight and shoes

Casual: Long tee with tight and a boot and yes accessories: scarf and medium size tote

Night out: Mini dress with quarter tight and heels. Gorgeous!

Sophisticated: Black legging with trench and heels and oversized bag. Marvelous!

Obviously Korean fashion is more than that but this is one of em....

*if you want your picture to be removed from this blog, let me know through email

TARA~
Mader

New Moon can't wait Nov '09

Okay recently at Comic0n theres New Moon Press Conference. OMAIGOSH uols x tahu betapa sexcited mader taw ble tahu ada continuation of Twilight. Teros puting mader mencanak kan bak kata exrumet mader yg perangai cam kera ittew. Propa sangat! Matilamak kene tarik puting nnti. While thinking of Twilight as a so-so movie, it's still a great movie when we look at the values that the real novel try to convey in the movie itself. So this time New Moon is coming wif more sexcitements, birahs sekalian oiiii. Mane x sentap nye mader tengok si Taylor Lautner ittew kan. Menjejes precum mader taw. Ops!

Okay weols tahu yg Taylor and Rob are hot but how bout Kristen Stewart aka Bella? Habes Kak Jah tu kan x dapat publisiti. Tup Tup muka sume dah satu bagai cam kene rogol. Motips sangat pompuan tu dapat ddok in between hunks idaman mader kan. Choiiiiii!

Tudiahhhhhh..... Tengok lagu mana mami tu dok pakai baju. Rambot punya lah serabai cam baru lepas wat seks. Statement!

Just in case uols nak tgok the press conference mader tempekkan link die kat sini k.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OydEvurTs

Jon again? watafak????

Hokey my obsession wif the updates on Jon and Kate plus eight plus 2 bitches or more might end longer than i thought. Anyway let's see the transformation of Jon Gosselin on paper.

I dunno when is this but he looks fresh and cute yaw~*hambek kaw bibir terjuih cam Angelina Jolie

Awwww how cute he is. He is adorable, no question. Jon Gosselin in a press conference when Kate is having a sextuplets *cikcap

And getting wasted wif some wild bitches. From super cute to super wasted.

Now mari kite soksek on fesyen Jon.

Okay, Mader ekceli has nothing against Ed Hardy nor Christian Audigier. Tapi Mader lebeh rela sarongkan those baju to my anjing. Motips lah sangat kan tetiba ada long sleeve and tattoo mark on it. 2.59 Bijihs!

And Jon please dump that baggy jeans. U know what, baggy jeans don't go with evrything. Not wif your night-out outfit. Mak sentaps tgok die pakai baggy jeans masa dinner out wif Christian Audigier. I mean hello, designer uols mesti butakan mata ble nampak all that kan. *congkil mata now! 3.64 Bijihs!

TARA~
Mader

Pondar/Gaydar; ting ting ting!

Hokeyh uols x cukup satu post satu hari la ni datang lagi another post. So kekdahnye radar mader berbunyi *nyaring*. Taylor Lautner uols, yes uols heard me right. Mader repeat TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!! Ding Ding Ding! Tudiah punye kuat radar berbunyi kans. Teros merembes precum kan. As uols tahu Taylor Lautner mewataki sorang jentans yg bleyh transform jadik serigala gituh. Rob Pattison, mader mintak maap uols x glam lagi *sambil menunjukkan pintu keluar kepada Rob* Jangan riso uols, mader akan adopt Rob. Anyway, meh kite cikcap sambil tgok intebiu si Taylor ni.
*bleyh mader transform jadik gagah seketika cam Taylor? Statement!



Mahu nye x uols birah garu2 puki. But mader x caye die ni 17 tahun! Bleyh 17 tahun nampak so jentan like 25 years old? Talking bout age, ada ke patot my intenet fren kata im a child bile mader on my cam? Choi! Ok back to business..... While die ngah intebiu tu, gaydar mader bunyi! Sasah lah uols ni gayah kan. Sentaps sape dapat tuboh die ittew.

Uols agree die ni gayah? Let us know. Mader put a poll on the right side of this page. Hopefully this time vote not like last time. please let this time lebih meriah. HAHAHA.


TARA~
Mader

Mak likes

Hello uols! Ok first of all lemme address how much i love my summer class. I mean, my professor is so nice and experienced and not to mention kinda cute. I dare to say he's my best professor so far. Die ni temanye PhD student so it's kinda a req. to teach students and he's from s.korea. Is it just me that i love korean people? Hmmmm.............. Tapi cipuki lah sangat kan ble mader hantar love email kat die tapi x balas. Habes mader cabot bebulu puki ini lepas gerams. Teros meraung kan. Walau pe pe pon, mader still suke die uols. Ok, Taco Bell Chihuahua mati kene strok. U know how much i love chihuahua. Comel sangat rasa nak tempek kat dinding je. Kematian ittew tragis uols. I mean these past few months banyak berita kematian.




*motips org bukak blog ini dgn googling "bulu puki" glam sangat ke si bulu puki ni? Kosser taw

TARA~
Mader

Promo nyah promo oiiii

Boleh mader je yg asyek tgok blog ni? Choi lah sangat kan syok sendiri. Mader rasa nak je wat promo blog ni kat tetepi jalans while jual-ing kueh karipap. Hambek kaw Oprah, teros datang interbiu mader.

As for Jon's hupdates, mader decide to put it on rest just because the news is moving so fast and to address each news would be troublesome due to the inconsistent progress.

Last night mader g watch movie kat cinema for the very first time mader kat sini. Harry Potter and the HBP. Cam cipentat lah kan movie ittew, no offense to HP fans. The movie is so lah anti-climax. Mader slept and woke up when only daddy Dumbledore do the fire spin, which is the only highlight of the movie. Mader expect more action in it as my jentan friend said, i hope Harry Potter would level up. Or in pondan's word, Kosser taw si Potter tu still lembek cam precum. Cecubalah uols wat kuasa yg besar2 kans. Setakat guna the stick to light up the room, carrot Jon Gosselin pon leyh buat. Burrrrr!

Mader TATSE Ron taws. I know he's not that as hot as Rob Pattison tp he's kinda cute plus jentan, ala2 ladang bak kata noxPVC.

TARA~
Mader

Nak Carrot!

Gittew kan puki kite boleh bersilang. Boleh? Hahahahanjengs
Wah uols mader tumpang gembira + jelez uols ada org jaga. Sentaps mader x de sapa yg nak kan... *cough cough.
Mader saket x de sapa nak jaga mader, nox. Mader sendiri2 makan ubat, masak chicken soup, tenyeh bedak sejok kat muka ni. Chis asal sedeh sangat hidop mader ni. X meriah lah kan~ Ops!
Oh jap jap, uols kate die ada adeks? x nak promo kat mader ke? Serius nyah, uols kene promo kat mader. Tup tup kite jadik besan birah~ Propa!
Nox, Lucas tu campak tepi jamban jah. Sasah mader kutips balek kan. Lariks!

Okay it's sin time.....

Mader slaloo dgr lagu Lady Gaga but never see her appearance but sat tadi mader google die. Uols she's so fashion forward! She wears haute couture evryday, literally. But satu je mader x ske uols. Sat nnti mader habaq uols naa~

Sangat modern and techno! The silver boxy shoulder and blue heels and that cyborg shades? Gorgeous! The black rocky jacket pon nampak sgt hi-tech! Mader bagi this year 3000 techno outfits combo 8.8 Bijihs!

Love it love it love it. Gold and diamond? Letops satu alam hokey~ Mader bagi 7.87 Bijihs!

This is cute and chick! Fluffy pink and fierce black. What more can i lolo? 6.54 Bijihs!

Errr, this is what mader sok sek sok sek td. Apparently she has an obsession ngan panties. Ada gamba yg lagi daring dari ni ok. Hampir2 nampak gua uols! Cepat2 mader makan paracetamol. Ya Hampunzzz, ko hengat ko nampak letops pakai granny's legging? Ambik ko 3.5 Bijihs!


Hokey, more updates on Jon and Kate plus 8 plus 1 Bitch is coming soon~

Tara~
Mader