STALKER!

Hokeyh blog ini semakin panas dengan DOSA! Tudiah amaran dari Ustazah Mader! Anyway mader kaghum dgn NoxPVC dan Fifi yg gigih menghupdate walaupon bz dgn rutin cikcap harian depa. *Clap clap*  Bab vogel vogel ini, mader x nak sentoh. Almaklumlah mader kebelakangan ini temanya sebok memakai tudong Waheeda *propa!*

Hokeyh cakap tentangs jentan, mak ada stalker update. Alkesahnya, ada sorang jentz  from Mongolia or something, flirting with mader. Lemme start from A. Hari ittew selepas sembahyang raya haji *dengan memakai telekong opkos*, kami beramai ramai makan lah kan. Dijadi kan stori, mamat ni dudok sama meja ngan I. Bile die dudok, x semena mena dia senyom gatal and tenong I. I was like.... okay..... maybe that's how he is. And mader pon buat dunno lah kan *sangat wanita career!* 

And then today masa sembahyang jumaat, he do the same. YA HAMPONNNZZZZ!!!!! ittew masjid ok. Full Stop 

Ok entertainment time.

X FACTOR. Mader dgn religiously menonton x factor show every week. Kesah nya ada mamat kendu di sittew! Dan juga this one gurl yg sangat sweet and meletops! They are my favorite two contestants. Let mader do a quick review:

Olly Murs

Mak likes his dance, but sometimes he over do it. Take it easy hun. Uols bukan di gay bar.

Ni gambar masa die in filter-auditions. Sesangat sweet.

And then comes this. There's one show when Olly ripped his shirt. Tudiah teros nampak Amazon dunia! But mak likes this pic. So jentan.

Ops! Ni mondan mana plak nih? Mondan ke die ini? Motips!

Stacey Solomon.

Temanya Stacey ini 19 tahun, dah ada anak. But badan still maintain curve kan! And i adore her long legs! Sudah kaw potong kaki ittew, transplant kat hakak! Anyway, one critic from the judges on Stacey's performances is she's too static. Ada aku kesah? Nan Ado ok. Judges, shutup.

Ohh She's so sweet kan??? Tengok jam tangan die. So 19! lol

Her Classic Performance. The very the Marilyn Monro 

OMGG i love this performance so much! She's so sexy! and her heels and leg? ZOMG!

Stacey and her son. Okeh mader cop dulu!

My favorite contestants together. Mak likes!

The Judges

Ok mak likes Louis, pakcik tua yg paling kanan tuh. Die sangat childish! And mak sangat sentimen dengan these two bitches. I mean their eyes sangat watery ala2 angel gittew taw. ANd that's a fraud!

Okeh too manyak dosa. Till then...

TARA~

Mader