Sentap Snap!

Hokeyh~
Mader skrg ni sgt aktip snap snap gamba jentans online yg mader chat. OMG i just dont believe how cute and manly the men mader jumpe on the net. Super hot, bitches im telling u. And guess what, most of them are singles! Say what? Teros mader lompat terkinja kinja sambil menaip kan. Theres one guy from Japan nama die Tama..... I'm so cair when he do his signature goodbye. A squint, a smile, dimples, and a peace sign? What more can i lolo? Sadly mader x sempat snap gamba die masa die wat his signature goodbye sbb mader too cair to move my hands. Sigh~ Anyway here he is.......



Okay enuf wif sins..... Now it's fashion time. Mader always get amused seeing korean gurls because they r so chick and cute and funky but i don't know what really makes them look like that. What is the key? what is the concept? What is the basis? So today mader was on a bus and zassss, i got it!

The basic would be

1) Any kind of top with tight and shoes

Casual: Long tee with tight and a boot and yes accessories: scarf and medium size tote

Night out: Mini dress with quarter tight and heels. Gorgeous!

Sophisticated: Black legging with trench and heels and oversized bag. Marvelous!

Obviously Korean fashion is more than that but this is one of em....

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TARA~
Mader

New Moon can't wait Nov '09

Okay recently at Comic0n theres New Moon Press Conference. OMAIGOSH uols x tahu betapa sexcited mader taw ble tahu ada continuation of Twilight. Teros puting mader mencanak kan bak kata exrumet mader yg perangai cam kera ittew. Propa sangat! Matilamak kene tarik puting nnti. While thinking of Twilight as a so-so movie, it's still a great movie when we look at the values that the real novel try to convey in the movie itself. So this time New Moon is coming wif more sexcitements, birahs sekalian oiiii. Mane x sentap nye mader tengok si Taylor Lautner ittew kan. Menjejes precum mader taw. Ops!

Okay weols tahu yg Taylor and Rob are hot but how bout Kristen Stewart aka Bella? Habes Kak Jah tu kan x dapat publisiti. Tup Tup muka sume dah satu bagai cam kene rogol. Motips sangat pompuan tu dapat ddok in between hunks idaman mader kan. Choiiiiii!

Tudiahhhhhh..... Tengok lagu mana mami tu dok pakai baju. Rambot punya lah serabai cam baru lepas wat seks. Statement!

Just in case uols nak tgok the press conference mader tempekkan link die kat sini k.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OydEvurTs

Jon again? watafak????

Hokey my obsession wif the updates on Jon and Kate plus eight plus 2 bitches or more might end longer than i thought. Anyway let's see the transformation of Jon Gosselin on paper.

I dunno when is this but he looks fresh and cute yaw~*hambek kaw bibir terjuih cam Angelina Jolie

Awwww how cute he is. He is adorable, no question. Jon Gosselin in a press conference when Kate is having a sextuplets *cikcap

And getting wasted wif some wild bitches. From super cute to super wasted.

Now mari kite soksek on fesyen Jon.

Okay, Mader ekceli has nothing against Ed Hardy nor Christian Audigier. Tapi Mader lebeh rela sarongkan those baju to my anjing. Motips lah sangat kan tetiba ada long sleeve and tattoo mark on it. 2.59 Bijihs!

And Jon please dump that baggy jeans. U know what, baggy jeans don't go with evrything. Not wif your night-out outfit. Mak sentaps tgok die pakai baggy jeans masa dinner out wif Christian Audigier. I mean hello, designer uols mesti butakan mata ble nampak all that kan. *congkil mata now! 3.64 Bijihs!

TARA~
Mader

Pondar/Gaydar; ting ting ting!

Hokeyh uols x cukup satu post satu hari la ni datang lagi another post. So kekdahnye radar mader berbunyi *nyaring*. Taylor Lautner uols, yes uols heard me right. Mader repeat TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!! Ding Ding Ding! Tudiah punye kuat radar berbunyi kans. Teros merembes precum kan. As uols tahu Taylor Lautner mewataki sorang jentans yg bleyh transform jadik serigala gituh. Rob Pattison, mader mintak maap uols x glam lagi *sambil menunjukkan pintu keluar kepada Rob* Jangan riso uols, mader akan adopt Rob. Anyway, meh kite cikcap sambil tgok intebiu si Taylor ni.
*bleyh mader transform jadik gagah seketika cam Taylor? Statement!



Mahu nye x uols birah garu2 puki. But mader x caye die ni 17 tahun! Bleyh 17 tahun nampak so jentan like 25 years old? Talking bout age, ada ke patot my intenet fren kata im a child bile mader on my cam? Choi! Ok back to business..... While die ngah intebiu tu, gaydar mader bunyi! Sasah lah uols ni gayah kan. Sentaps sape dapat tuboh die ittew.

Uols agree die ni gayah? Let us know. Mader put a poll on the right side of this page. Hopefully this time vote not like last time. please let this time lebih meriah. HAHAHA.


TARA~
Mader

Mak likes

Hello uols! Ok first of all lemme address how much i love my summer class. I mean, my professor is so nice and experienced and not to mention kinda cute. I dare to say he's my best professor so far. Die ni temanye PhD student so it's kinda a req. to teach students and he's from s.korea. Is it just me that i love korean people? Hmmmm.............. Tapi cipuki lah sangat kan ble mader hantar love email kat die tapi x balas. Habes mader cabot bebulu puki ini lepas gerams. Teros meraung kan. Walau pe pe pon, mader still suke die uols. Ok, Taco Bell Chihuahua mati kene strok. U know how much i love chihuahua. Comel sangat rasa nak tempek kat dinding je. Kematian ittew tragis uols. I mean these past few months banyak berita kematian.




*motips org bukak blog ini dgn googling "bulu puki" glam sangat ke si bulu puki ni? Kosser taw

TARA~
Mader

Promo nyah promo oiiii

Boleh mader je yg asyek tgok blog ni? Choi lah sangat kan syok sendiri. Mader rasa nak je wat promo blog ni kat tetepi jalans while jual-ing kueh karipap. Hambek kaw Oprah, teros datang interbiu mader.

As for Jon's hupdates, mader decide to put it on rest just because the news is moving so fast and to address each news would be troublesome due to the inconsistent progress.

Last night mader g watch movie kat cinema for the very first time mader kat sini. Harry Potter and the HBP. Cam cipentat lah kan movie ittew, no offense to HP fans. The movie is so lah anti-climax. Mader slept and woke up when only daddy Dumbledore do the fire spin, which is the only highlight of the movie. Mader expect more action in it as my jentan friend said, i hope Harry Potter would level up. Or in pondan's word, Kosser taw si Potter tu still lembek cam precum. Cecubalah uols wat kuasa yg besar2 kans. Setakat guna the stick to light up the room, carrot Jon Gosselin pon leyh buat. Burrrrr!

Mader TATSE Ron taws. I know he's not that as hot as Rob Pattison tp he's kinda cute plus jentan, ala2 ladang bak kata noxPVC.

TARA~
Mader

Nak Carrot!

Gittew kan puki kite boleh bersilang. Boleh? Hahahahanjengs
Wah uols mader tumpang gembira + jelez uols ada org jaga. Sentaps mader x de sapa yg nak kan... *cough cough.
Mader saket x de sapa nak jaga mader, nox. Mader sendiri2 makan ubat, masak chicken soup, tenyeh bedak sejok kat muka ni. Chis asal sedeh sangat hidop mader ni. X meriah lah kan~ Ops!
Oh jap jap, uols kate die ada adeks? x nak promo kat mader ke? Serius nyah, uols kene promo kat mader. Tup tup kite jadik besan birah~ Propa!
Nox, Lucas tu campak tepi jamban jah. Sasah mader kutips balek kan. Lariks!

Okay it's sin time.....

Mader slaloo dgr lagu Lady Gaga but never see her appearance but sat tadi mader google die. Uols she's so fashion forward! She wears haute couture evryday, literally. But satu je mader x ske uols. Sat nnti mader habaq uols naa~

Sangat modern and techno! The silver boxy shoulder and blue heels and that cyborg shades? Gorgeous! The black rocky jacket pon nampak sgt hi-tech! Mader bagi this year 3000 techno outfits combo 8.8 Bijihs!

Love it love it love it. Gold and diamond? Letops satu alam hokey~ Mader bagi 7.87 Bijihs!

This is cute and chick! Fluffy pink and fierce black. What more can i lolo? 6.54 Bijihs!

Errr, this is what mader sok sek sok sek td. Apparently she has an obsession ngan panties. Ada gamba yg lagi daring dari ni ok. Hampir2 nampak gua uols! Cepat2 mader makan paracetamol. Ya Hampunzzz, ko hengat ko nampak letops pakai granny's legging? Ambik ko 3.5 Bijihs!


Hokey, more updates on Jon and Kate plus 8 plus 1 Bitch is coming soon~

Tara~
Mader

EX

iye.. mari kite bersame2 menyilangkan puki kite, bagi mengingati penderitaan sister rona si pelacur murahan itieew. kesian dye demam ha. mak pown demam gak aritue. tp, naseb baek start demam ari jumaat ptg. so, shubne mak jage la mak btol2. dye belikan mak pizza, caramel cappuccino (my paberet nyah oi), ngan my paberet cekelat. haaa... so, terasa disayangi la mak nieh. skung mak tinggal batuk2 ckit jek. mak pasti bukan swine flu. mak ala2 teringat dulu ketika sister rona masuk hospital. gigih taw mak temankan dye. time tue la first episod dunia baru. kesian sister. mak tunggu la cegu datang mak amik tgh2 malam tue.

pasal bulu kt kepala kau tue sundal, sesetengah orang mmg sensitive skit. mak ok jek. but ade member mak tue sakit time str8 kan rambut dye. tp dye diam jek. mak tanyer la kenape kau x bagitawu? dye kate segan. ye lah, first time pondan tue pegi salon. bongek btol. so, next time sakit, bagitawu betine tue. rambut kau tue, next time bawak contoh and gtaw kau nak this kind of hair. and biar dye buat whatever necessary. hokeyh hadek sundal?.

nieh, mak nak cherita sama korang nieh. semalam, mak jumpe ex boyfriend mak!! AHHHHHH!!!! mak da lame agak y dye player tp xpelah. cuz mak kapel dgn dye dulu pown saje2 jek. anyway. mak tgh la jalan2 dengan shuben mak pastue terserepak ngan ex mak. kitorang buat2 x kenal jek. mak rase dye x perasan kowt. cuz dye tgh dating ngan scandal dye. pastue I told la my shuben. and my shuben cakap "xensem pown". hahaha... mak gumbira sgt uoalls. happy sgt2 cuz dye cakap camtue. anyway, he's the kind y sweet talker. but I know his nature earlier, so I dont really give a damn bout him. but yesterday made me think. there are people y pretend like dye sayang korang but actually they dont. nak x nak, mak kene la terima yang Lucas tue pown macam tue. and mak kene lupekan dye. honestly bagi mak, laki mak skung mmg hensem. btol. just dye kene tambah style skit jek lagi. but mak x maw pakse dye ubah diri dye. dye mmg hensem. (tp adek dye lagi2 hensem) ok lah uoalls. till next time.

Demam uols~

Hello uols.
Mader demam uols. Mader kalo demam, mesti seminggu or dua minggu. NoxPvc uols ingat uols teman mak g spital? Teros mak kene detained kan sbb suspek denggi. Mader x mahu g spital lai ble mader demam nnti kene suspek memacam. La ni mesti lah kene suspek swine flu kan. Nauzubillah uols~

Jon

I HATE JON GOSSELIN MORE THAN EVER!

I mean he is so adorable and cuddly; he looks just like my '08 fall crush. I adore him so much when Jon and Kate were together because he is such a nice and loyal and cute father of 8. But then with all the pictures spread all over the internet and the tabloids reporting the nasty stories of their escapade in France, meeting Christian Audigier to launch kids fashion line, i'm truly disappointed. At first i believe in him that the separation between him and Kate just simply because they are no longer in sync anymore and he denied having an affair with a thrid party. But recent pictures of Jon and Hailey Glassman might tell another complete story.

I'm Speechless

Hey kaw perempuan, ko hengat ko Mariah Carey? Choi lah sangat!

Tabloids report that his kids will be the models of the new clothing line. Jon, keep ur dirty money oriented hand off the kids, gurl! Nu-uh, I'll protect the kids from your 'selfishness.' Tell me more gurl, don't exploit your kids. They are very vulnerable and so pristine. Heavens i will protect those little kids.....


*there's always gloomy, rainy days in people's lives - rosogpero

Glam ke kaw?

привет!

Semalam sangat penat bagai taw. Dah lah x tido malam layan porn, pagi tu teros gelabah nak siapkan hw kan. Sangat babi lah~ Jadi temanye mader keliling satu banda hari itu. Jalan kaki ok,,,, teros berketol ketol kaki mader ni macam malek nor. euuwwww~ Kosser mader nak lembotkan kaki ini smula. Jadi kekdah nye masa jalan2, mader notice driver sume mesti pandang mader. Bukan pompuan, bukan pondan, tapi jantan. Seyes nok. Mader nampak yg jantan mesti teleng kepala die tengok mader. Yg pompuan, pandang pon x. Ah, mader tahu yg pompuan sume jelez gittew kat mader ni. Hot ke mader ni? Ops lariks. Ekceli mader taw apa sbbnye, it's my hair. Ble mader rambot curly depa pandang, ble mader rambot kembang afro depa pandang, ble mader rambot ikat blakang pakai headband depa pandang, la ni pon nak pandang juga ka? Hormon seks betol! I mean, helmet hair is not that bad. Ok i lied, it's that bad. Mader rasa mesti diaorg cakap dalam hati "gilo apo nyah ni pakai helmet tapi jalan kaki. Kosser aku taws." Boleh drivers itu jd lesbo? Sentaps lah sangat kan.

Cakap tentg lesbo plaks, pondar (pondan radar) mader asyek berbunyi je taw. Taun lepas mader nye pondar x dapat kesan satu pon, except 2 3 orang. Tapi la ni, mader tengok depa jalan tudiah satu punya lenggok, habes mamat stret trus jadik gay. Ketepikaw pondans, jgn harap uols rampas takhta mader.

And then ada lah masok satu kedai ni, saja nak usha2 barang kan. Tup tup terjumpa mamat hot kan. Pakai sleeveless baju jadi kekdahnye nampak lah seluroh alam badan die ittew~ Taste uols! Tapi kerana mader nye "anti org hot" polisi, mader teros mencicit kan. Tapi mader asyik bumps into him. Sempat lah mader read his mind from his eyes (for those x tahu mader can predict pple's personality from one glance, tp depends lah. Kadang2 mader pon bley kesan uols period ataw x. Pakcik bus driver kat s.alam slaloo period. Babi tol.) Jadi mader read yg die ni cam interested kat mader. Ops SGT PROPA! Ok let's stop there. Kang uols boring sampai merembes precum.

Ok now it's entertainment time uols!

Judge peminat Paris. Wah x letops nye tajok cite ni. The tabloids report that the judge claim Paris's case will be his best case forever and so Paris replied "you are my best judge forever." That bitch kan, sume nak rampas mader nye glam taws. Sangat gersangs! And then ble hearing habes, Paris lambai tangan kat judge teros judge ittew senyom lantas cakap "I've never had a witness wave at me before." Sasah lah Paris gune minyak gune2 kan.

i have nothing against her but she looks aged from neck down

чао~
Mader

Rambut ku kini helmet

Përshëndetje!

Uols ingat x ble mader cakap cipak mader melecet ble nak rebonding rambot ini? ok mader baru jer wat relaxing. What do i feel? Besides the fact that my hair is now soft and easy to manage and stret, IT BURNS LIKE SHIT! Bibah sekalian oii, kulit kepala mader sgt sakit masa wat relaxing ittew, lebih sakit drpd maser mader wat threesome. Ops! It hurts that my skin blistered. Cam babi lah kan ble precious kulit mader ini blistered. Jadi temanye, jgn harap lah mader nak stretkan bulu puki ini. Kosser mader nak menahan kesakitan ittew lai especeli that at that part. (nox, camne uols bley tahan ble ko stretkan bulu puki n bulu jubo ko ittew?)

Then comes part two. Mader nak my hairdresser cut my hair macam ala2 korean kan. Mader taste sgt haircut korean ini. Jadi kekdahnye, haircut ittew x jadi. Die terpotong pendek sikit dr apa yg mader nak. Motips sangat taw! My hair is now like lopsided. Cipentat tol! She gave me bowl haircut so sekarang rambot i nampak macam helmet. PUKI!!!!

This is the cut im looking for (Hyun Bin)

And this what that bitch gave me. watafak???

*now i know i have sensitive scalp
**need to ship my brother's vera wang asap or else die pulas puting mader. Kosser sangat!


Mirupafshim~
Mader

Anjing Pondan

Hokeyh, hari ni agak crazy. Too many things happened today plus the rape scene kat tepi jalan. Propa lah sangat kan.

First, after three good years, mak kene format mader nye lappy just because of some stupid script kiddies yg gatals2 ceroboh komputer mader *cerobohilah vagina ini!* So mader pon format lah, letak Vista, ala ala nak letops uptodate kans. Kekdahnye lappy mader ni slaloo hang plus crash. Cipaks lah kan vista ni. Gimme my XP back. *curse u hackers* Tapi x pe sbb at least mader dapat beronline kat bilek ini *strip cam shows!*

Second, check dis vid bitchess.....



Sasahlah anjeng ittew pondan kan. Teros mak rekrut die jadik stripper. Motips nak tolak that PINK baby trolley. Siap ada payong ala2 hawaii gittew. Terkedek kedek anjing tu tolak trolley ittew kan. Left Right Left Right~ X melecet ke kelangkang cipak uols tu?

Uols ada tgok x crita Doraemon mase kecik2 dulu? Pondan mesti tengok cite tu kan. Lagi lagi Sailormoon. Ok lets stop there. Jadi kekdahnye, mader teringat ada satu mv Doraemon ni, anjing2 jdik bertamadon, bley jalan 2 kaki n cakap. Adakah ini anjing ittew? Motips sangat!

Farvel~
Mader

Prince Michael 1

Hamboi nox, teros kaw nak baham anaks2 ikan kat uni kaw kan. Hahahah. Kalo mader kat situ sasah lah mader sentaps sorang2 kan. Responding to your "Break-up Sex" post, mader berpendapat uols kene treasure what uols ada skrg ni. *sarong telekong* Bak kata pepatah Melayu, "yang mengandong berciritan, yang dikejar teros mencicit." Eh betols ke tu? Btw, tahniah uols lulos viva! Ujian mengandong mesti uols x lulos kan. Slaloo je result "Kaw mengandong!" Propa sangat.

Anyway hupdate tntg konspirasi MJ death mak cancel sbb cite tu dah lapok. Hari ini (Tues July 7) ialah hari MJ Memorial Service. Ramai uols yg datang. Mader x sempat nak tgok sbb jubor mader ni penat sangat teros mader tidors ala2 badak comel kan. Bangun2 tgok brita teros keluar crita MJ memorial service. Shockingly, MJ children emerged from their masks and veil. Yes bitches, diaorg x pakai those hideous masks lai. Mak syukor sangat taw sbb diaorg slalu wat fashion error gittew. Ops. Anyway, behind those masks lies beautiful and pristine faces, never touched by the media. Uols tahu lah kan MJ ini seorg yg secretive. He rarely accept any interview. Anyway, anaks2 die sgt comel. MADER COP PRINCE MICHAEL 1!

Mader taste sgt kat Prince Michael 1. Prince, mak tunggu uols in 10 years ok? PS: im not a pedophile.

Awww MJ is such a lovely daddy

PS: i do not own any of these pictures. And this blog is not sponsored by AcaiBerry (jangan ko rampas glamer mader ok, Acai?)

Dag~
Mader

Lulus!

yeah!!! ingat lagi viva mak?? mak lulus!!! yahoo!! happy gler2 and sangat2... Tq Dr Johan.. saaaaaaaaaaayang kamoo..... hehehe... sorry la yea sista rona.. mak tulis maraban jek kat sinieh... mak malas nak buat blog mak.. nanti da ade, mak bagitawu hokeyh.. anyway, ade lah junior mak sorang nieh, chumeil.. mak rase nak bogelkan dye jek... dak chinese.. boleh la mak cik cap kan dye sampai terinzal bagai.. uuuu... i lyke.... ade plak dak melayu name khairul.. mak x tawu nape dye perasan yang dye tue ensem sgt. mane ade ensem pown.. siyes nox... mak x propa hokeyh.. even mak ala2 gersang skung nieh, tp x mahu laa... ade plak sorang tue, muke cam adek member mak.. muke peladang uoalls... mak taste... tp mak ade polisi.. mak x layan budak2 lagi muda dari mak. tp dak chinese tue sebaya.. make boleh la mengangkang dimasa lapang dan tika kebosanan.. xsaba nyer mak... rase nak comolot jek ngan dye tadi..

Break-Up Sex

I've been in touch with few of my exs and scandals (without my shuben knowing it). and funny they should ask "do you think it's ok if we spend another night together?". and I was like, hurrmm... I mean, it is a mutual interest, so there wont be issues of one taking advantage of the other. AAhhhhhh.. The good old time.. I really dont mind being what I used to be. I dont know. I vowed to change (and maybe I should), but the temptation is not something I can resist much longer. What do you think?

Solitude

remember when I said I thought it was a bad decision to live with my jejanz? I take it back. somehow I'm so lonely here. here at my fac. I'm the kind yang mal-mal kuch dengan orang y i xbese sgt. so, kt fac nieh, xde sape sgt y masuk ngan mak. so, mak ala2 lone ranger gtew.. cam cdey gak laa.. seriously cdey... so, bile mak da penat cdey siang2 hari, mesti la mak mengadu kat shuben mak.. and then shuben mak akan console mak and time tue la i feel better ckit. da balik umah, he'll hug me and tanye i still cdey ker?... he's very sweet la...

semalam,mock trial group sowh mak gantikan tempat leading actor dye bcuz dye ade hal utk preview this Thursday. mak memang xnak.. siyes mak xnak. sebab tue la last year punyer audition, even diowang literally drag me to the room, I still refuse. but this time memang xleh nak elak la plak. the whole team was last year's team. so they know each other well, and diowang tawu the story line. I memang sgt2 blur ala2 puki sister rona tue. They gave me the script and suddenly "action"! What the fuck bitch??!! So I startle and merepek bagai segala alam hanjeng la. Sangat2 lahanat hokeyh. And clearly diowang cam dissapointed ngan I ah. Cuz watak tue watak psycho and I'm not in the character lagi. X abes bace script tue pown. Cdey la. Mcm too many burden. I feel so weak.

MJ

Wah gittew kan si noxPVC kite ni ber-propa tntg juniors2 yg baru masok. Teringat plak mader tntg kekisah cinta anjings mader kat sekolah mngah dulu. Ops, terlariks pulak (suntik kolagen. motips?). Anyway, mader pon taste abg jejanz yg jantanz gitew. Tambah2 yg stret kan, teros mak seduce die. Wah berebot lah nnti weols nakkan jentanz yg same. Kosser mader nak main tarek2 rambot ngan noxPVC itew lai. Hhahahha.

Mader ni baru balik dr mall, i tot im done wif shopping tapi nafsu birah mader ini x dapat kontrol. Mader beli eye liner, concealer, hair dryer; teros jadi shemale. Ops! Sbnrnye mader nak rebond rambot mader ni tapi salon tu x de wat rebonding. Motips? Habes melecet kangkang puki mader ni taw, berpeloh peloh g salon ittew.

Nway, sperti weols sume tahu, MJ telah pon tiada tp mader dgr sok sekS sok sekS MJ tampil dgn gaya terbaru as a ghost. say what? Yes uols, mader yg sblom ini wat dunno tentg MJ, kini tekon buat research tntg diri die ittew. Mader sanggop tak cuci puki ini ataw cabot bulu puki ini semata mata mencarik info si MJ ini kan.




skip to 0:20 kalo uols x nak tgok muka si Larry yg layots ittew. Larry, uols kene makan manjakani ok? Jadi temannye ternampak bebayangs yg pple think it is MJ's apparition. And then comes this




Skip to 0:06, er x yah skip sbb Anderson Cooper ittew sangat comel! Oldo die dah berumors sikit, die ttap kendu! Gittew mader buat tanda seru banyak2 kans?! First apparition which i think is a bayang2 and then MJ's face kat sebelah Anderson Cooper (ketepikaw MJ, Anderson Cooper tetaps milik mader), mader ada theory yg CNN sajer jeks nak wats kepohs tntg MJ's ghost. Yelah, CNN view rating jatohs melayot cam teteks mader ini, teros nak wat propa ada hantu MJ kan. Cipeks tol lah CNN ini.

Anyway, a tribute to MJ



*tears
**5:20, OMGOSH! he's my dream man. noxPVC uols kene skip to 5:20. this man is so jantans! suara pon sangat jantans! But at the same time die nampak sgt sweet n baek. Teros merembes puki uols kan. Haaa, cepat cover puki ittew, kang susah uols nak sental karpet rumah uols ittew.
*** btw, sapa ek jantan ittew?
****more MJ ghost youtube vids here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0heNgDEyvE


hupdates on "is MJ really dead?" coming soon~

Baboosh~

Freshie

yeah, arinieh ade budak2 first year baru masuk.... ade yang cando, ade yang muke ala2 hazab lahanat latjuba... tp, cando2 pown, mak x taste sgt.. sbb budak2 lagi... lagipown, taste mak bukan lah muke ala2 artis jepun yang berlambak tue ha... taste mak yang kat abang2 ladang yang gigih bekerja kat bendang bagai tue haaa... anyway, one of their task is to amik 30 signature of their seniors... 30 each batch... and kitorang sume poyo2 garang bcuz we were told to do so. nanti next Thursday baru la diowang tawu perangai sebenar kitorang. anyway, ade la scandal lame mak nieh, try to fix me with this new guy. but budak tue senanyer junior mak and dye tue PONDAN nak mati!!!!!! sori skit ea... bukan setakat pondan, tp annoying gler2.... xkozer mak hokeyh...

anyway, tq kepada sister rona kerana buat sambutan grand utk bday mak.. even cipek dye jek y byk berbunyik.... hahaha... xpe uoalls... i had a blast with my guy.... nanti i buat entry baru ok psal my bday... speaking of my jejanz, uoalls tawu kan i stay ngan dye. the thing is, i mcm xready sgt nak dok dengan dye. of course he is very de merry sweet sgt2 ajak mak tinggal dgn dye. but honestly, mak prefer kitorang dok tmpt asing2... xde la cepat bosan sgt... hurmm... entah la nox.. sabr jelah i guess.... nieh, mak kt library.. tgh bosan.. so merapik jelah.. toddles bitches!

MJ my dear

I never knew MJ is such a fashion icon. I mean, look at how he dresses for the day. You gotta be kidding me MJ coz u looks fucking fantastic. With the glimmering diamonds and gold and bling bling, you blow me away MJ. 

Love the details, absolutely 

Shoot me dead MJ

This is AMAZING! Anyone to design for me?

Kalo nak letaks gegamba die ngan pesyen die, kekdahnye smpai esok pon mader x habes tulis kan. Anyway, al-temanye, pemergian MJ sangat dirasai......

Talking about fashion, mader sangat berpuas hati dgn shopping spree mader setelah mader berpose selama hampir 2 bulan. And now mader is waiting for those shirts n pants etc to deliver. *waiting religiously*

Cibai lah

Cipekantatjengs tol! Babi lah x dapat duit lai. Motips kan duit x masok lai. Mader nak wat mogok lah. Mogok seks. Haaaa, gittew statement ketops letops. Habes anaks anaks ikan ngidam kat mader. Kosser taw.

Uols tahu lah kan mader ni dah berpuasa shopping *pakai telekong* selama hamper 2 bulan. Tapi mader still wat online window shopping sbb ittew bagaikan pil kuda bagi mader. So, td mader check my favorite online store, ada banyak giler sale n i bet in one hour, SNAP!, it's gone. Apa yg tinggal untok mader? Bra n G-String. Motips? Aaaa............ cibai tol. Kosser mak nak poser shopping lai kan. I had enuf. Gimme my buying power again!

The Result - Jeng jeng jeng~!

Okay the poll "milik siapakah Ustazz Hayy" sudah ditutops. Hoorah!
With total of 8 votes (cipaks tol, asal sikit sangat yg vote? popular ke kaw? Ops!), MADER MENANG VOTE dgn 50% majority. Hoorah Hoorah! Mader bangga sangat kan, dapat rampas Ustazz Hayy dari si Maizawati n Waheeda ittew. Gittew kan statement. Letops sangat. Dan yang paling bangga, si Waheeda ittew dapat 0 vote. KAH KAH KAH! Kite gelakkan si Waheeda ittew. Glam ke kaw? Ops, terlariks puler. Anyway, mader akan sedekahkan Ustazz Hayy ini kepada Maizawati. Baik sunggoh mader kan. *siboks pakai telekong.

Hey noxPVC, mane entry ko hah? Lamer tols uols x hupdates. Cipek anjing tol. Udah2 lah tu ko dok meramas kopek kaw ittew. Ops, speku plak. Nway, hupdate taw noxPVC!