Hey It's Mader!

Holly Molly motherfucker the son of a bitch!!! This blog is motherfucking dead. What the fuck happened to all the beetches? Seriously, fifi and noxPVC you beotches better get started writing again. Anyway anyhow, notice the different way I greet you guys? Apparently I thought that cursing a lot made me feel more like a man. You know, like Gerald Butler or something. That man got the body I want. Not really actually. I want a body like a gay porn star. Yes, I said it. But of course I don't wanna be a porn star. I am trying to get qualified for a rabbi for hell's sake. NOT.

So, what should I say in this post? My life? Too boring to include, although I have to say that I am off for school break now. So that's why I can spend a little time on blogging, at 3am as a matter of fact. Otherwise, you'll see me studying or masturbating. I can't tell which one I do more.

Now, let's talk about something more fun, shall we? And that means either shopping or sex. Sex it is.

Penn Badgley. Now who doesn't know this curly-haired guy. I don't. No no of course I know him, he's the guy from Gossip Bitch. Ops, I mean Gossip Girls. To be honest, he is not one of the first men that pop in my head to have sex with but he'll do. He's kinda like the guy to settle with, no offense. Sorta average and humble yet so sexy and hot. Mmmmm. And so to make a story, a friend of mine said that I look like Penn Badgley. Now, correction ladies, he looks like me. And she said that is true if only I have a smaller and straight nose. Bitch, I'm not gonna have a nose job! But let's put that aside and enjoy the treats:

He's kinda cute.

Him with a bitch. See what I meant with average guy? He wears trainers and a tee. I bet they are comfy!

And of course, we have the half naked picture, as always.

Until next time. I'm Mader, and I approve this motherfucking blog!

pokok oh pokok

murning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gtew akak menjahanamkan bahasa kan...segalanya nk disalahejakan..feduli hapa akak..bukannye akak y duk kt kerusi presiden pencinta bahasa...

so..entry kali ni akak nk bercakap la pasal lgu y akak layan sesangat skunk ni....

..................POKOK,,,,,,,,,,,

yeah..walopun akak ni hakak..tp telinga universal k..xde la nk menadah lgu2 kak ziana n mak iti je kan..haruslah akak melangkah keluar dr kepompong n bebas menjadi rama-rama y vogue!!!!!!

so sape plak y menyumbangkan sore tuk lgu ini???

meet uncle hussein ft hazama------>

kenal x??haruslah korg kenal kan..tmbah2 y suka ngabiskan tisu dimalam ahad nengok AF9..wajar n harus ko kenal mamat hazama ini...mula2 akak feeling2 la dgr lgu ni..akak ingat rupa penyanyi sesedap sore y nyanyi tp ble google search>>>>

sentip JAC VICTOR tgok dia nk gk tarik2 mic gtewwwww

semacam plak aksi dia ni...tringat catwoman!!!

cis..copycat??aku cakor nanti..mioooowwwwwwwww.....grrrrrrrrrrr

hatom.....mimpi ngeri akak 5minit..cmne.....................

tp bak ckp org...dun judge a book by its cover......

(ada kaitan????letak jerrr..mana tau ada xtra markah)

so...nape plak akak nk war-war kan lgu ni..AHA!!!!!!!!!!akak suka arrangement n lirik lgu ni..sgt puitis gitewww...kalo dgr byk falsafah nya.....KO PHM KE????akak xkesah..y fenting akak rasa lgu best...........

opocot....tiber je ada melekat gmbar jntan ni...sajer je nk balance..kot nanti duk sasau gmbr hazama tu..meh akak neutralkan dgn gmbr mike roberts ni..sape dia????korg google search je la...hadoi..berkepok la dosa akak gini...

"Tersesat malu bertanya

Tak tahu tak tahu ke mana

Terlalu banyak alasannya

Ku terdiam

Menyusur di kaki lima

Terlihat bayang wajah kelmarin

Tersentuh hati bagai luruh

Chorus

Tanya sama pokok apa sebab goyang

Jawab angin yang goncang

Terbang burung terbangPatah sayap diduga

Seandainya rebahKau masih ada

Terlalu mahu dan mahu

Terlupa apa yang perlu

Terlalu banyak alasannya

Duduk terdiam

Tak mudah namun tak susah

Terserah atas pilihan

Tersentuh hati mula luruh

Ulang Chorus

Kau masih ada

Kau masih ada

Kau masih ada

Kau masih ada

Terlalu mahu dan mahu

Terlupa apa yang perlu

Terlalu banyak alasannya

Duduk terdiam

Tak mudah namun tak susah

Terserah atas pilihan

Tersentuh hati mula luruh

Tanya sama pokok"

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Dr Jackson Avery

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alang2 dh ada cite meh lah haku duk menjaja nama sekor plakon amerika ni..

jesse williams

mana haku korek mamat ni???haruslah dr cite kegemaran ku..greys anatomy...adussss...dgt suka mata dia..sgt sexy......

halamak..terbesar plak...

"Williams was born in Chicago, Illinois^[2] to a Swedish mother and an African American father.^[3]Williams graduated from Temple University with degrees in African American Studies and Film & Media Arts. He taught American Studies, African Studies and English at a Philadelphia public high school following a brief modeling career in college.^[2][4] He played town sports in Dartmouth, Massachusetts. Williams is currently engaged to his girlfriend Aryn, a real estate agent. He relocated to Los Angeles with his fiance, having previously lived in Brooklyn." sumber wikipedia(sgt hanjeng smpai nk hupdate blog pun main copy n paste je)

berselirat bulu ketiak uolsssss

uuuuuu...terkamlah aku sekarang plzzzz!!!!!!

Trevor Donovan yummm!

Our next man in the spotlight is Trevor Donovan!

As usual, I discovered this talented man in a gay porn which is 90210. Ok, that's not porn but let's talk about this blond hunk! So if anyone hasn't watched 9021o which includes me, please do so because Trevor plays a confused straight/gay character, which I adore! I don't want to spoil the story but I would like to reveal and discover this sexy man!

A bit like Brad Pitt no? He has luscious lips, he must be a great kisser!


Now, who's the skanky bitch behind this godly man? Move over beotch, he's mine!



Ohhhh so tall! And yummy too! That filth next to him better get ready for my death note.


Sekian, terima kasih. He's straight.

Chris Hemsworth

This blog is almost dead! Fear not because here I am, Mader, come to rescue. **

So tema nya, kawasan yang mader dudok dilanda tornado. Let's change topic: Thor! Holly molly, I cannot express how excited I am gazing at the super gorgeous hunky Chris Hemsworth. Blond, blue eyes, 6' 3", tan, oh shut the front door! This is the type of man I can never have. Or can I? Moving on, let's masturbate to his pictures!

Picture 1:

This is super dreamy. Majestic, that's all I can say.

Picture 2:

This is boyish and adventurous. Mader likes!

Picture 3:

Very Belami, I wish! haha

Now let me break the news, he's married. I know, who's the lucky bitch right?

Elsa Pataky.

Now, who should take her down? Me? Of course me, silly! I mean, who else kan. Haha. To close this post, let's take a look at another picture of this eye candy!

My dream comes true!

Hoii yahhh!

Begitu bergema teriakan mek kan... Haruslah bergema sebab sudah hampir setahun mek tidak menghupdate blog ini. Voleyh ke dua ekor pondan ittew malas menghupdate blog nih? Kosser taw betina2 itu. Anyway, demi meneruskan cerita hangat dan gosip dan dosa2 di blog ini, maka mek membuka cerita baru.

Al-temanya, mek sekarang ini sedang berusaha menjadi insan yang baik dan suci dan murni. Walaupun telah ditebuk tupai, mek masih lagi suci (voleyh ke suci walaupun sudah tidak dara?). Tidekkkk! To tell you the truth, mek masih lagi dara. Yay! *clap2* Anyway, kerana mek sedang berusaha menjadi mulia, mek kene meng-express all the dirty secrets yg mek ada dalam diri ini to another outlet other than the real life. So, this is the dosa outlet, really.

So this morning was a wonderful and amazing morning. Bak kata bimbo bitches, Uh-May-Zing! It was really a dream come true. Sedang mek masuk ke dalam elevator to the ground floor, mak realized that the elevator isn't empty as always. Inside, there are two construction workers. As soon as I saw them, terus menggeletis dan menjejes precum. Seb bek mek tak mengandung masa tu. If not, habes pecah air ketuban dan beranak di situ juga. And I will be giving birth standing sebab mek kena maintain cantek depan jentans ittu.

Anyway, demi meneruskan cerita, from 6th floor, ke 5th floor and the elevator stopped. Masok lagi seorang construction worker dalam elevator itu. Homegod, is this real? Tiga construction workers dalam elevator with me and no one else. This is too good to be true. It's like having orgasm three times at the same time! Waaaaaaaaaaah!

Walaupun mek menggeletar di dalam, mek maintain jantan. And then to the fourth floor, the elevator stopped again. Guess what? Yes you guess it right bitches. Another3 construction workers masok. HOMEGODDDDD! Now, weols terpaksa berhimpit himpit sebab deyols suma besa2 and mek yang kecil ini tersepit di hujung. Grrrr I wish I terhimpit di tengah2. Anyway, just in case uols x tahu, mek sangat dig construction workers. Theyols sangat masculine and strong and stud and sweaty. Aaaahhhhh. Just to be in the same elevator with 6 construction workers is just what I need! It is really a dream come true! But too bad, it lasts only for a minute or two.



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Now mek sedang menonton cerita A-List: New York. Very drama okay.More update after this