Glam ke kaw?

привет!

Semalam sangat penat bagai taw. Dah lah x tido malam layan porn, pagi tu teros gelabah nak siapkan hw kan. Sangat babi lah~ Jadi temanye mader keliling satu banda hari itu. Jalan kaki ok,,,, teros berketol ketol kaki mader ni macam malek nor. euuwwww~ Kosser mader nak lembotkan kaki ini smula. Jadi kekdah nye masa jalan2, mader notice driver sume mesti pandang mader. Bukan pompuan, bukan pondan, tapi jantan. Seyes nok. Mader nampak yg jantan mesti teleng kepala die tengok mader. Yg pompuan, pandang pon x. Ah, mader tahu yg pompuan sume jelez gittew kat mader ni. Hot ke mader ni? Ops lariks. Ekceli mader taw apa sbbnye, it's my hair. Ble mader rambot curly depa pandang, ble mader rambot kembang afro depa pandang, ble mader rambot ikat blakang pakai headband depa pandang, la ni pon nak pandang juga ka? Hormon seks betol! I mean, helmet hair is not that bad. Ok i lied, it's that bad. Mader rasa mesti diaorg cakap dalam hati "gilo apo nyah ni pakai helmet tapi jalan kaki. Kosser aku taws." Boleh drivers itu jd lesbo? Sentaps lah sangat kan.

Cakap tentg lesbo plaks, pondar (pondan radar) mader asyek berbunyi je taw. Taun lepas mader nye pondar x dapat kesan satu pon, except 2 3 orang. Tapi la ni, mader tengok depa jalan tudiah satu punya lenggok, habes mamat stret trus jadik gay. Ketepikaw pondans, jgn harap uols rampas takhta mader.

And then ada lah masok satu kedai ni, saja nak usha2 barang kan. Tup tup terjumpa mamat hot kan. Pakai sleeveless baju jadi kekdahnye nampak lah seluroh alam badan die ittew~ Taste uols! Tapi kerana mader nye "anti org hot" polisi, mader teros mencicit kan. Tapi mader asyik bumps into him. Sempat lah mader read his mind from his eyes (for those x tahu mader can predict pple's personality from one glance, tp depends lah. Kadang2 mader pon bley kesan uols period ataw x. Pakcik bus driver kat s.alam slaloo period. Babi tol.) Jadi mader read yg die ni cam interested kat mader. Ops SGT PROPA! Ok let's stop there. Kang uols boring sampai merembes precum.

Ok now it's entertainment time uols!

Judge peminat Paris. Wah x letops nye tajok cite ni. The tabloids report that the judge claim Paris's case will be his best case forever and so Paris replied "you are my best judge forever." That bitch kan, sume nak rampas mader nye glam taws. Sangat gersangs! And then ble hearing habes, Paris lambai tangan kat judge teros judge ittew senyom lantas cakap "I've never had a witness wave at me before." Sasah lah Paris gune minyak gune2 kan.

i have nothing against her but she looks aged from neck down

чао~
Mader