Summer Bitchess

Hey bitchess!!!

Wah wah wah, lama dah mader tak bermeriah kat blog ni kan..... X pe Mak Jah oi, mader kali ni nak post yang grand grand gituh.... Nanti jgan uols merembes taw.... Habes lah karpet maharani mader ni kotor ngan air ma uols tuh.... Kosser mader nak menyental.

But before that, mader nak stori sikit tentang kelas Summer mader ni.... Jadi temanye mader amik satu kelas tok summer ni and seriously. i'm so not in the mood to attend classes; it's summer BITCHES! get naked and grease yourself under the sun. Merasa lah uols kene azab neraka nnti...
*muka beriman

Jadi kekdah nya, mader terpaksa amik this accounting class and guess what Kak BIrah, I LAVE IT! First, the class is small that i can scan yang cando and yes, i spotted one cando! OMAIGOD, mader dah lama stalk si cando ni taws... Merasalah ko cando oi, kene harass ngan mader nnti... LOL. Now i'm so in the class.... Wait, no. I'm so into the cando. Birah lah pulak Cik Tat mader ni.

Okay sekarang kita tuka topiks... Kylie Minouge and JT, Gosh, they are howts! *drooling



Wish Kylie's legs were mine. I MEAN IT. siaplah ko Kylie, mak veet kaki mak taws. Licin berkilaws sampai buta mata uols kan.... *matilamak kene kejar ngan nyah haji taib nnti.

Baiklah, sekarang mader nak preach kat uols. KevJumba's launching a new channel on youtube to support charity called JumbaFund. *clapclap. OmaiGod, he's so Oprah. Sasah kene threat ngan Oprah nnti taw.



isn't he adorable? *cough cough

Eminem is so 2009. With sixpax and mulot cikcap die tuh, he's a fresf entry of Hollywood gloss world. I couldnt believe my eyes that he gained weight and his dideks mencanak dah sekarang ni. Before he's sangat lah papans and lapangan kapal terbangs but now he's so Gunung Everest. Okay, that's too much but atleast he got some bumps now. Okay bimbos semua, it's time to menjalang.

Eminem - New Music - More Music Videos

This my new bimbo song bitches! Bobby Lee from MadTV is in this vid people! He's so pornstar in MadTv, if you watch MadTv you know what i mean. And sapa Minahs dalam vid tu ek? Gosh sasah she cucok colagen. Tapi yang pentings sekarang ni, uols nampak kan Eminem's boobies? Sentaps.
*mak nak pump dideks mak jugak lah.

Oklah Jijohs sekalian, sebelom Kak BritBritney hantar assassin kat mader sbb rampas popularsiti die, mader nak mengundor diri dulu ok.... Mader nnti post something HOWTS taw.



Mader