Okay Birah, time untok berbirahhs!

First of all, update from kesah Maizawati VS Waheeda. Jadi al-temanye, perbicaraan perceraian Maizawati n Ustaz Hayy ditanggoh sehingga 15 Julai ni. Syukor, semoga mereka x berpecah belah uols! To Waheeda, gurl you still got time to repent! Go sujud syukor right now. Motips?
Bile berita camni dah hangats, macam2 cerita lah keluar kan. Gosip Waheeda kluar tgok wayang ngan Hayy (tapi tgok cerita lain2 panggong lain2), Waheeda n Hayy feature dalam Cafe Akhil Hayy sbagai "suami isteri" (mader x sure ni show apa tapi religious kot? ), and macam2 lai lah. Kosser mader nak koreks koreks kan. Yg penting uols vote milik sapakah Hayy? Waheeda atau Maizawati? Vote kat belah kanan of the page uolss.

Ok Jijahs semua, ingat lagi x kesah Em n Bruno. Jadi kekdahnya, all this act was staged. Babi tols taw korang menipu org suci cam mader ni. Sasah lah nnti mader sepams mtv nnti. Btw, mak bacer updates from EW.com and Em stori mori yg die ni big fan of Bruno's work. Die kate dieorg rancangs sume ni. Okays, mader smells something fishy here bitchess.And then bile Em cabot dari event masa malam tu, Em ketawa cam anak hanjeng selama 3 jams. Lariks? Harozlah ko gembira kan Em dapat ciom bontot Bruno gituh. Mader ber-hipotesis bahawa mreka ada hubungans uols! Hanjeng cipeks tol si Bruno ni. Mmg birah taw uols. Kosser mader nak melayan.

The new hots couple, Em-Bruno. Sudah ko Bradengelina, Em-Bruno rampas takhta uols!

Ookay, another update. Joe Jonas dance Beyonce. Yes bitches you heard me right. Dgn leotard ngan heels, he sure wanna be Beyonce.



Sudah kau Joe Jonas, jgn ko nak berdaleh. Bkan fan nak uols menari Beyonce, tapi uols kan? Mader tahu itulah impian sejak kecik uols. Btw, mak tgok tangan ko tu patah n terpeleot je. Haruzlah direkrut masok grup gitew!

And lastly check this shit out!



Yarabbi, mader sujud ampon tgok video ni. Teros pakai telekong taws. Anak itew bagai anjing liar. Ops. Terspeku plak. Habes Mak Jah tu kene baleng dgn paper kan. Rasakan ko! And the best part is when budaks itu jerit kat bapak nye "shut up!" lantas bapaknya buat serangan balas "this little shit!" Oh bahagianya keluarga ini, mweriah bagai hidops mader ini. Hahahha.
ps: this scene was also staged. Damnit.

Ok maknyah sekalian, semoga bertemu lai.