Aku model Pantene

Hokeyh mak tahu yang mak sangat malas nak hupdate blog but this time i think mak kena sangat sangat hupdate blog ini. Sebenarnya mak nak hupdate blog ini masa last week, on weekend tapi mak sangat sibok dengan exam, which eventually is a disaster. Arghhhh i should have updated this blog that weekend, won't make any big different if i study or not, i still gonna fail.

Anyway that's not the  point of this blog. Inilah blog untok mak membirah seluroh alam okeh. So last weekend weols bdak2 university (malaysian) adalah buat makan2 ala2 piknik gittew kan. Ddok bawah matahari, makan eskem, etc etc. So temanya mak haros lah nak pakai glamor glamor kan, bling bling sikit, ala2 diva lah katakan. Anyway dipendekkan cerita, mak datang sana dengan memakai pajama. Hampeh betol taw. Boleh ke begitu? Punyalah penat mak rancang nak pakai shades besar2, tup2 pengemis tepi jalan lagi glam hokeyh.

So kami pon main lah frisbee, baling sepa, and football. Oh and i and kawan2 mak main belon. Habes kantoi identiti kan. Terjongket kaki masa masa meniop belon ittew. Propa sangat. And then ada sorang mamat ni, if you still remember, mamat yg mak jumpa kat masjid yg masok Islam yg mak x sure dia nya ethnicity. *so mak buat research etc etc and mak found out dia ittew italian* Mak have nothing against him tapi mak x suka nak dekat dgn dia sbb mak x selesa. Gittew punya wanita melayu kan i nih. Oh well, i kan pernah menang ratu pondan dulu, thats why mak sangat sopan and ayu and chantek. *fifi and vevon pvc, dig your own grave. Tulah sapa soh dok maleh gabeng nak hupdate blog ni* So basically hubungan kami sangat awkward. 

Continue with mys story. Masa mak dok sebok2 tiop belon, dia and segerombolan kawan dia datang menerjah kami. Mak as always buat donno lah. But mak salam jugak dia and then unexpectedly bila dia salam mak, dia kata something: "whenever i saw this hat (touching my hat), i know there's a Malaysian there." And I was like, errrrr get away from me u bitch. Anyway, dia pon menjamah lah makanan malaysia yang ada di situ. I think dia suka mknn mesya, idk. But then tiba2 ada bola datang kat dia and dia kene throw bula tu kat another his friend. Turn out his throw is horrible. HAHAHHAHAHA. Sangat lah kelakar. I mean dia tu frat kinda boy and then dia x pandai baling bola football, WTH? Yonde kah anda? Anyway, dia pon pandang aku and say "i can throw better than that, i know how to throw, my hand is slippery and oily because of the food." I was like, errr whatever man. Doesn't matter to me kalo u tahu baling bola o not. 

And then mak main beskal ngan kawan mak. Dah lama mak x men beskal, so masa ride that bike, rasa sangat x stabil and kekok juga. And then masa mak tengah ride beskal tu, mak turun bukit. Berangin. And then haros lah mak teringat iklan pantene. Teros mak kibas2 rambot, main2 rambot kan. Teros mak terlupa yang mak sedang ride a bicycle. Teros mak jatoh terjelopok kan..... Sasah mak meraong. Bukan sebab saket tapi sbb mak maluuuuu. Huiiiiii. Okay mak gtg sbb ada org awkward di sini.

TTYL

PS: sorry sbb blog update kali ini sangat boringgggg